My dad's nickname for me is Hamchuck, which is interesting since I loathe ham (and most other pork products). I offer up this blog of ponderings, recollections, contemplations, and things that amuse me, rarely featuring cured meat products, but often starring little plastic dinosaurs wearing outfits. And dogs.
Monday, June 21, 2010
Clarence and Walter crash a party
The continuing stoooooooooory (Muppet Show fans know where I'm going with this) of two high-strung monsters taking Upstate NY by storm.
"What is this, Clarence?"
"A fashion abomination, Walter."
"Heh heh heh. Got me a Red Stripe!
"Walter, get DOWN from there!"
"Just hold still- maybe it thinks you're a pickle."
Walter proceeds to demonstrate to Clarence what "hoovering" is with excessive enthusiasm and unfortuante consequences.
"For the love of crap, Walter, just hold still. How you managed to swallow a bottle cap is beyond me. I can't take you anywhere."