Clarence and Walter crash a party

The continuing stoooooooooory (Muppet Show fans know where I'm going with this) of two high-strung monsters taking Upstate NY by storm.

"What is this, Clarence?"
"A fashion abomination, Walter."

"Heh heh heh. Got me a Red Stripe!
Hooray, beer!"

"Walter, get DOWN from there!"

"Just hold still- maybe it thinks you're a pickle."

Walter proceeds to demonstrate to Clarence what "hoovering" is with excessive enthusiasm and unfortuante consequences.

"For the love of crap, Walter, just hold still.  How you managed to swallow a bottle cap is beyond me. I can't take you anywhere."